Griddle

On one side, a muscular Fido Dido and a walkman, those in which only you could hear radio and today is a relic pop. On the other, a fisherman's hat. Thus, two fifties long stop at an ad: "Wanted staff." Until the plan is opened, best stovetop griddle the set will dictate, with clarity of release, it is the season opener at Mardel. But no. Nothing to do. And before the spiral of confidence take its course, the employer asked, almost rhetorically: "They come for the interview?". So the humor fool eighties as the dress, I can let go: "We came by the General Paz, Lugones, and arrived at Children's Park." The joke, without more, serves as the ideal kick to the response to the indictment by the beach work, a sine qua non of the job. Risa dysphonic and a string of expertise, a rosary to Buenos Aires, give rise to an apparently unquestionable truth: "Let's fill this place with people," say the applicants. They are the world's craziest lifeguards – who else? – Who learned to perform in the most demanding seas, such as Bolivia. Another bad joke. Instead, let's take a dip. No, better to sand. What say arena: the grass, let the grass. The spot of the fourth season of Buenos Aires Beach, proposal, according to the GCBA, from 2009 to this part and enjoyed some 800,000 locals and Buenos Aires, is one of the novelties of this edition Mauricio Macri himself, accompanied by his long sidings Horacio Rodriguez Larreta and Diego Santilli, officially opened on Tuesday nochecita with a hat smarter than the Disi: classy. After opening an umbrella, sitting on a seat and play a kind of source, in feet, with a little girl, again!, Macri said he was proud of the reopening of the space "safe alternative" to those unable to go the beaches of truth may attend until February say enough. Mauritius announced, following the manual of boasting, the good news of the place, such as games for young ones, which Antonia promised to take next summer, when you are older ones. And at the end of ping pong on possible rate hikes to subway there, disco took over the role of the scene, when the Head of Government decided to try a daiquiri, among Hawaiians and straw necklaces, lot of bullshit. The view of the river, meanwhile, had defined Roberto Giordano: awesome. The whole movie, except that Costa Poor came before the Wi-Fi than water. Weep, children, weep. Children's Park and Rock Park, with about seven solariums-squares-no, I am comedian-up, following the Executive Buenos Aires, the first and only Latin American city beach, which imitates the model of the first world capitals such as Paris , Rome, Tokyo and Berlin, whose budget is not letting go. "The Buenos Aires Beach has become a great option for families to enjoy the summer close to home and with joy," he estimated, again, Horacio Rodríguez Larreta, on the dry beach, an oxymoron with all the letters. Is precisely the artificiality of the proposal may be rich but still limps: for the poor who visit a swimming pool would be something like paradise closer. His rationale, thereby strictly palliative, because it can be effective for a day, shelter from the cruel scourge Summer in the City and even roll in the sand like a video clip of Luis Miguel. But not for vacation. No, sir. In any case, its weight is its lineage fictional consolation of fools, who can escape this filthy city, certainly not! Only then can act on a par with Emilio Disi and Gino Rennie, who I want to say a public employer and you see a resemblance to Macri, discarding the bath and staying put, staying to rest. Directors: Santiago Alvarez and Franco Vitali / / Editor: Romina Calderaro / / Editors: Martin Rodriguez, Federico Scigliano, Julia Mengolini, Nathaniel Amenabar, James Diehl, Ivan Heyn, Manuel Felix Carboni, Diego Paladino / / Design: Amaluciana / / Photo: Gianni Buono / / Web Editor: David Ambrose.